Elastic Heart Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1813	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5929	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	117

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	271772
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Votes:	9741	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!