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DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

addiction, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, city, DrunkCraft, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, libido, long-term effects, male sexuality, medical findings, mens health, mental health, performance anxiety, psychological issues, Recovery, research, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1131	Dragon Eggs Found:	1344
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Crimson Kingdoms

Adventure, alliances, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Leveling system, MCMMO, Medieval, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Structures, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5579	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	77304
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to CrimsonKingdoms, Dive into our world with custom terrain and structures with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, create your own kingdoms and Nations to forge alliances in a dynamic and evolving world. Grind out our leveling system MCMMO , customize your gear with custom enchantments and make new friends along the way…

Join us on CrimsonKingdoms and shape your kingdom today!

78.46.38.179:26536

Ruby Prison

1.16, 1.20.6, active updates, Auto Sell, exciting gameplay, Fast progression, fresh gameplay, innovative systems, mine grenades, minecraft server, op prison, Prison, PvE, PvP, resource robots, Ruby Prison, season system, server ip, supported Minecraft versions, Vibrant Community

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Ruby Prison

Join Ruby Prison for a unique OP Prison experience! Our server includes a wide array of features to enhance your gameplay:

Enjoy fast progression with our auto-sell feature, mine grenades, and resource robots. Our season system brings new content every season, ensuring fresh and exciting gameplay. With active updates, innovative systems, and a vibrant community, there’s always something happening on Ruby Prison.

Server IP: rubyprison.mine.fun

Supported Minecraft Versions: 1.16 – 1.20.6

rubyprison.mine.fun

Neckbeard Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Beard, beard growth, facial hair challenges, facial hair dilemma, facial hair genetics, facial hair growth, facial hair issues, facial hair patterns, facial hair solutions, facial hair struggle, facial hair troubles, facial hair woes, genetics, Grooming, male grooming, Minecraft, neck hair, neckbeard, neckbeard problems, no hair growth, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	598
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

BizThePonyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even repeat the same trick twice without getting banned? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! Our server is a lawless land of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong

awkward situations, Communication, Community, community dynamics, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, food waste, gossip, hygiene, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, neighborly behavior, NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong, peer pressure, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social exclusion, social norms, suspicion, trust issues

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your neighbors gossiping behind your back!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which flavor of virtual food to eat. Our community is filled with players who are just as awkward and socially inept as you, so you’ll fit right in!

Forget about real-life hygiene issues and embrace the virtual world of Minecraft where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, if you accidentally throw away a virtual container, no one will judge you – we promise!

So come join us on our server and leave the neighborhood drama behind. Who needs nosy neighbors when you have virtual blocks to build with?

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, changing attitudes, changing outlook, changing preferences, DISLIKES, evolving mindset, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, Maturity, personal growth, Preferences, shifting interests, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

BackyardVirusCraft

Animals, animals in US, backyard, backyard species, BackyardVirusCraft, common animals, common backyard animals, covid, Covid virus, examined, harbored, researchers, species, US, Virginia, Virginia animals, Virus, virus found, virus in animals, virus in backyard animals, virus in US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Mainland SMP

Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	126	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	236	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Mainland SMP

A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.

We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.

The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!

168.100.163.7:25568

APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2105	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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