Crafty Pussies United

El Paso border, 2nd amendment, national security vulnerabilities, Ice, parole pipeline

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

Timeless Chill SMP {Java & Bedrock}

bedrock, smp, Engaging Lore Events, innovative gameplay mechanics, Custom Plugin Features

Timeless SMP

Hey! Looking for a chill Minecraft server to hang out, build cool stuff, and maybe get into some light lore?

Welcome to Timeless SMP! This is a semi-vanilla, community server where the goal is simple: just have fun with good people.

We’re a small but growing group, and we want players who want to vibe, make new friends, and play the game however they like. Whether you’re into grinding, exploring, building, roleplay, or just chilling — this might be the spot for you.

What We’re About:

Whitelisted to keep things friendly
Supports Java and Bedrock
Runs on Paper 1.21.5

🔧 Plugins & Features:

Essentials like /sethome, /tpa, and tree feller
GSit and ImageFrame
DiscordSRV – chat with players in and out of the game
A few custom plugins

🎉 Events:

We’ve had fun events like a Minecraft wedding, courtroom roleplay, and even a house burning event. More fun stuff is planned, and you can join in!

🎮 How to Join:

Hop into the Discord and fill out the app form in the app channel. It usually takes less than 24 hours to get whitelisted and join the server.

Looking for a server that feels like a group of friends? Come join us — we’d love to have you.

👉 Join the Discord to apply

StinkyCraft Fun Zone SMP!

Timeless Overworld Creations, player-driven economy, Engaging Multiplayer Gameplay, Thriving In-Game Market, Innovative Game Mechanics

Welcome to StinkyCraft SMP!

Join the fun at StinkyCraft, a chill Vanilla+ Minecraft survival server! Here, it’s all about fair play. No Pay2Win junk!

What’s Cool Here?

Skill Economy: Trade and sell your stuff! Use your daily vote rewards too!
Shop GUI: Swap AuraSkill items for blocks, rare stuff, and spawn eggs!
Crazy Auctions: Sell your rare finds to other players!
AuraSkills: Level up like in RPGs! Think MCMMO vibes!
Silk Spawners: Grab any Mob Spawners with Silk Touch!
Grief Prevention: Keep your builds safe forever!
Dynmap: Check out a top-down view of our world!
Direction HUD: Get your XYZ coords to find your way!
Quick Night Vote: Skip the night with a simple vote!

Server Info

Version: 1.21.4 MC
Join: Even players on the latest versions can hop in!

Best part? The overworld never resets! Your builds last for ages.

Join the Fun!

Become a member today! Invite your pals and let’s see what you can create!

TheLairMC: Claim, Shop, Play!

rewarding gameplay experience, smp, Play, Enhanced Survival Adventures, TheLairMC

Welcome to TheLairMC [SMP]

Status: WhiteList | Community | Claims | Shops

What’s This Server About?

TheLairMC is a New Age Survival server. It’s like bedrock but better! It’s all about working together, claiming land, and having fun. You can earn daily rewards just for playing and even have PETS!

Cool Features

Easy Claims: Protect your land and let your friends in. We got community towns too!
Vanilla Tweaks: Enjoy neat stuff like Armor Stands and Mob Heads.
Player Shops: Join our shopping district! The economy runs on diamonds, and it’s all player controlled.
Friendly Staff: Our team is nice and fair. No staff abuse here! All builds are made in survival mode.
No Toxicity: Newbies and pros are all welcome!

We Want Your Feedback!

Help us make the server even better for everyone. Your thoughts matter! ❤️

Join our Discord: Click here to chat!

Sparkwynn Epic Quest Realm

join today, Custom Quests, Multiplayer Survival, Dedicated Staff, Sparkwynn legend

Welcome to Sparkwynn!

Get ready for fun, build, and play! Join a cool world made for 1.21.7. Here, you can:

Go on wild quests
Fight in PvP arenas
Join fun events with friends

Make big castles, beat tricky dungeons, and trade in busy markets made by players. With great staff and a lively crowd, Sparkwynn is the place for all kinds of players:

Builders
Adventurers
PvP champs

Are you ready to make your mark? Join Sparkwynn now and let the fun start!

play.sparkwynn.com

Adult SMP Bedrock {21+} Join Us!

smp, bedrock, Friendly Gaming Environment, Small Player Community, Organized Discord Server

Adults Only SMP [Vanilla]

Whitelist | No Resets | Bedrock Only | Small Community | 21+

If you’re an adult who wants to chill and grow with a small group, this bedrock server is for you! It’s been around for just over 2 months and is all about fun and good vibes.

Why Join?

Relaxed & Friendly: No drama here! Just good times and blocks.
Safe Space: No griefers, just a chill place to play.
Active Group: Mainly US players. Voice chat is cool, but not a must!

Community Features

Hermitcraft Vibes: Fun events and team builds!
Small Player Base: 15 players now, 30 max over time.
Diamond Economy: Shop district with optional player shops.
Nether Hub: Coming soon!
No Resets: Optional “half reset” if we vote for it. New spawn far away!
Community Driven: Your ideas and feedback are wanted!

Join the Discord below to apply and learn more about this awesome place!

Join Discord

8BITMC Fun Towns & PVP!

friendly community, no pay to win, Cooperative gameplay, Fair Gameplay, Minecraft 1.21

8BIT MC

Welcome to 8BIT MC! A new, fair survival server where you can chill with friends and battle it out with others.

Features:

Player Towns: Build and hang out with your pals.
Economy: Trade in our player-run shops and auction house.
Events: Join fun contests and PVP battles for sweet prizes!
Map Size: Explore a huge 40k x 40k world. Go wild!
Versions: Works with 1.17 to 1.21.x.

Join 8BIT MC today! No pay-to-win stuff, no gambling. Just pure fun!

play.8bitmc.uk

Eternal SMP: Chill Crafting Hub

Collaborative Building Opportunities, Hub, Elytra Exploration Adventures, smp, Technical Redstone Innovations

🎮 Welcome to Eternal SMP!

Age: 18+ | Type: F2P | Style: Hermitcraft

Launched: May 23, 2025

🌟 Why Join Us?

Eternal SMP is a chill spot for all Minecrafters. If you want a place with good vibes and no drama, you found it!

🔧 Server Features:

🎉 Pure Vanilla+ fun with cool tweaks
🧱 Neat datapacks for better play
🐉 Easy access to Elytra & Dragon egg
🌍 10k world border for each dimension
💣 Duping allowed (TNT & more)
❌ No pay-to-win stuff – just pure play
🛡️ Anti-griefing rules – keep it nice!

💬 Community Vibes:

We are a laid-back group of adults (18+) who love to build and chat. Tired of toxic places? Come chill with us!

🎯 Ready to Join?

Hit us up on Discord: https://discord.gg/eaAjABvR3r

StarHollow SMP: Build and Trade!

multiplayer experience, Cooperative gameplay, vote for ranks, creative building, StarHollow

StarHollow

Yo, welcome to our chill Minecraft SMP!

Survive, build, and vibe with us!

Level Up: Get skills to boost your game.
Player Shops: Trade cool stuff with pals.
Warps: Show off your epic builds.

Vote for ranks and sweet rewards!

No pay-to-win here, just pure fun with a friendly crew!

starhollow.net

The Pen: Classic Prison Quest

Challenging PvP Zones, Unique Gang Warfare, Prison, Dynamic Economy System, Prestigious Rank Progression

The Pen [Roleplay] Server Info

Join Us! Discord: Click Here Server IP: play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison. Do you miss the old days of Prison Servers? Back when you had to grind for gear? If yes, this is your spot!

What Makes This Server Different?

Become a Parolee Leave the prison and build a farm to earn cash.
Prestiges Hit top rank and earn cool rewards.
Guards They help new players and keep the peace.
Quests Complete them for cash or special items.
Gangs Join a gang and battle rival gangs to be the best.
Illegal Stuff Swords and potions are banned. Guards will fight you if they see you with them.
The Grind Smelt ores and walk through PVP zones to sell them. No more easy sells!
Rent a Cell or Plot Store your stuff, build, or set up a shop.
Start Simple You begin with basic tools and leather armor. Work for better gear.
Solitary Confinement Misbehave and you might end up here.
Bounties Put a bounty on your foes. Check the board for what you can claim.
Auction House Sell your items at auction.
Parkour Challenges Coming soon! Hidden quests around the prison.
Earn Money Fishing, farming, and mining are all ways to earn.

What Are the Ranks?

A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard – Keeps order and takes contraband.
SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with mod powers.
Warden – Admin role.
SrWarden – Senior Admin role.

What’s a Guard?

Guards keep the peace and add roleplay to the server. They help new players and enforce rules:

No PVP
No swords
No potions
No bows

Break these rules and you might get sent to Solitary for 5 mins!

We need Guards! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back Classic Prisons! Discord: Click Here Server IP: play.thepen-mc.net

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