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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1908 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Votes: | 1735 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to all sorts of crazy creatures and characters, like a llama with a top hat and a creeper that tells dad jokes.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” and “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Make Him Your Butler”. And don’t even get me started on our legendary pranks – let’s just say if you log off without your house being turned into a giant cake, you’re doing it wrong.
So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!