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MineGawds: The Holy Based Server

Based, Beliefs, deity, devotion, Divine, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, HOLY, holy ground, holy place, MineGawds, Religion, Religious, Sacred, sacred text, sanctity, Server, spiritual connection, spirituality, theology, Worship

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6784
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	541236
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server, where chaos and hilarity reign supreme!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our players have been known to build entire cities made out of cake, ride dolphins into battle, and even hold impromptu dance parties with friendly creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast rumored to guard the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and claim your rightful loot?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – as long as you’re ready to laugh your way through it all!

St00pCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Raiding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14

149.56.22.209:25589

ROLE PLAY SERVER Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, role play server, role-play, Server, server account, server banner, server description, server image, server owner

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	7600
Star Shards Collected:	59	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

The owner of the “ROLE PLAY SERVER” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gdfgt43.falixsrv.me

Vanilla Minecraft: SMP – Where creeper explosions are just Nature’s way of saying hi!

Anarchy, Creative, creeper, Custom, Economy, Events, explosions, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Natures, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	8738

Minecraft SMP Server

Features
Unique server that’s up 24/7
Play together
NO lag
Active and fast growing community
Build at spawn
Upcoming staff roles
Version: Java 1.20.4

Join us today and discover the joy of Minecraft SMP. Our server is waiting for you!

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server up 24/7?	Yes, the server is always up and running.
Are there any lags on the server?	No, our server is optimized for a smooth gameplay experience.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and interact at spawn area.
Is there a Java version requirement?	Yes, the server is running on Java 1.20.4 version.
How can I join the server’s Discord community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.

BlockMemes – MemeVille SMP Server

AK EN Database, akg, Ambience Synesthesia, Arknights General, Babel, BlockMemes, Cardigan skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Carnelian, Caster Corroserum, Caster Rockrock, cement, CN Content, Corroserum, Defender Cement, Defender Horn, Defender Lutonada, Defender Penance, Design of Strife, EPOQUE, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Humus, Guard Odda, Guard Qiubai, Guard Wind Chimes, Harmonie, Heavyrain, Heidi, Ho’olheyak, hoederer, Horn, Indra, Medic Chestnut, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, MemeVille, Pinecone, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Resources, Scavenger, Server, Siege, SilverAsh, smp, Sniper Totter, Specialist Ascalon, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Verdant, Standard, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, Valuable resources, Vanguard Flametail, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield Re-Edition, Website

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154
Players Killed by Monsters:	1210	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have 6* Guard Qiubai guarding the entrance to our server, making sure no creepers or griefers can get through. He’s a pro at keeping things safe and secure!

2. Want to shop for some epic gear? How about getting yourself a 6* Vanguard Flametail or a 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing? They may sound ridiculous, but trust me, they will help you conquer the server like never before.

3. Ever heard of a Caster named Corroserum who can turn your enemies into stone? Well, guess what? You can find him in our server’s shop, ready to make your enemies regret ever crossing paths with you.

4. Need some extra protection? How about recruiting a 6* Defender Horn or a 6* Supporter Stainless to watch your back? These guys are like the Hulk and Iron Man combined, ready to take down any threats that come your way.

5. And if you’re into crazy adventures, we have the Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event happening soon. Imagine dressing up your character in a stylish cardigan while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Talk about fashion meets survival!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. See you in the craziest world of Minecraft you’ll ever experience!

HearthCraft: Where the only thing we grief is the buffet table! Java 1.20.2, no resets, just good times. Join us, average 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Average, buffet, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Good, Grief, Grief Protection, HearthCraft, java, Join, Land claiming, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, playtime based rewards, Resets, smp, Table, Times

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
HearthCraft Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Establishment	October 2018

FAQ

What is the server reset policy?

The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

No, HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store. Verify for yourself here.

Are there any specific rules regarding hate speech?

There is a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech on the server.

GothVibesMC – Where we settle important debates over blocky landscapes! Join us and build, mine, and laugh together!

acceptance, alt girls, alternative culture, BIAS, blocky, BUILD, challenging stereotypes, cultural appropriation, debates, discrimination, Diversity, GOTH, GothVibesMC, Identity, important, Inclusivity, Individuality, intolerance, Join, landscapes, LAUGH, prejudice, prejudice in fashion, racism, SETTLE, Social Issues, societal norms, stereotyping, subcultures

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Do you ever wonder if goth and alt girls are secretly plotting world domination through their love for dark eyeliner and spiked chokers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out the truth! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysterious secret society of goth and alt girls who may or may not be plotting to take over the world with their impeccable fashion sense and killer creeper-killing skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest breed of sheep – rainbow sheep that fart out glitter instead of wool. See if you can catch one and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a dip in our lava bathhouse where you can relax and rejuvenate while being surrounded by flowing magma. It’s the ultimate spa experience – if you can survive it!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the secrets of goth and alt girls, ride rainbow sheep, and bathe in lava. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Welcome to TheCrib, where even your virtual home has a mortgage on SMP with a side of communal chaos! 🏡 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

1. How can I join TheCrib Minecraft Server?

You can join by using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?

The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay modes.

3. Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules posted on the server’s Discord server and website. Be sure to read and follow them.

4. Can I play with friends on TheCrib Server?

Yes, you can play with friends by inviting them to join the server using the server IP and Port.

AnonCraft420 – Get Lit on our Infinite Pixelated Adventure! #265257787

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	451

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Picture a land where pigs ride around on saddled chickens, and you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers wearing fancy top hats. Yes, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing pandas when you join, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic, server-wide events like the annual “Sheep Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can style the most fabulous sheep in all the land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Armor Disco Club” where players can dance the night away in dazzling armor sets while being protected from attacks by a swarm of enchanted baby turtles.

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your sanity). Who knows what adventures await you on this server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t find anything else like it out there in the vast world of Minecraft.

Arcade Anarchy

ADMIN, Anarchy, Arcade, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Founders, Gamenter95, helloguys, India, java, LifeSteal, Mayavi, No Lag, pe, Ping, Players, Ranks, Server, sponsor, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Version, YouTuber

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Arcade anarchy is the one of the best anarchy server in india Join! Owner : Gamenter95 Sponsor : helloguys Uptime : 24/7 server Java+pe server Version : all version No lag Last ping : 1/4/24 Ranks : mayavi, sponser, founders, admin, staff, youtuber, players

45.131.65.34:25570