🔥Eiyuden Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CousinClashCraft

$2000-2500 per night, $500 per night, a hole, Argument, call pay, cousin, CousinClashCraft, decision, disagreement, discussion, family, job offers, LEAVING, new job, out of touch, stupid, Surgeon, Upset, Wife, work-related

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Votes:	3121
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	342

Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

arrest, crime, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital crime, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Spanish, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3326
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3773
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Towns Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!