Eiichiro Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3277

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1197	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Love Letters Sent:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crops Grown:	2834
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6795
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Votes:	9660	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.