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ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

4koma, Ako, archives, Banners, Binah, Blue, Breakthrough, Cherino, chinatsu, collide, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	2309	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6788	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4659	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	9895
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4147
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8328
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?