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WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	8326	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	643
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4736
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	4852
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5097
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.