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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8676 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
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