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MineCraftPros

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	3955
Divine Spears Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	4505	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	2908	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	5900	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5470	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, arms sales, Asia, China, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, weapons, Xi Jinping, XiNoSell2RusCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9202
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!