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HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	294

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	3581
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	955504	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3830
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!