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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8460	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

ammo charts, arena website, armor penetration, change list, Discord, eftg, EoD, Escape, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, grooming servers., inertia nerfed, limb penetration, meets, Minecraft, MineTarkov, newfags, official SPT, p2w edition, P2W rugpull trailer, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!

ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server

BLOCK, child safety, child welfare, children, Crime Prevention, data analysis, data interpretation, firearm deaths, firearm regulations, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide prevention, kidsafe, LOAD, mental health, policy implications, public health, reduce murders, reduce suicides, research study, Server, statistical analysis, Suicide prevention, US gun laws

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	623	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, COPY OF FANTAIM, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friends, Gaming, GhoulTime, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

The owner of the server «GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ghoultime.mc-join.ru:35496

Not-so-Deadly Lifesteal: Where vampires thrive and creepers fear to tread! 1.18-1.21

1.181.21, ah, armor, Bedrock Support, blocks, cracked launchers, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Discord, emotes, fear, Furniture, Gui, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, Minecraft, NotsoDeadly, Players, Resourcepack, Server, Server Shop, Sethome, sklauncher, smp, Thrive, Tpa, Tread, Vampires, vanilla commands

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2028
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1615
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

NsD Lifesteal Minecraft Server

Overview
NsD Lifesteal, also known as NexusDark Lifesteal, is a small minecraft lifesteal smp server searching for new members. Currently, there are 2-4 people online daily with plans for growth. The server supports cracked launchers and offers custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI, a server shop, and enhanced vanilla commands.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Does the server support cracked launchers?	Yes, the server supports cracked launchers. We recommend using SKLauncher.
Does the server have bedrock support?	No, the server does not have bedrock support.
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18-1.21
What unique features does the server offer?	– Custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI – Server shop for players to sell items – Enhanced vanilla commands like sethome, home, tpa – Fair lifesteal system where you only lose a heart when killed by a player
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/Hwb6nTEugV

PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

Candidate, Drumpft, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political beliefs, Politics, president, pro-Russia stance, pro-Russian, PutinForPrez, russia, Server, Ukraine, Voting, voting for change, voting process, voting rights, voting strategy, voting system

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

c#, Computer Architecture, computer science, computers, Hardware, high performance, Minecraft, multithreading, Parallel, performance optimization, PixelPunch, Programming Languages, Programs, SECURITY, Server, single threads, Software Development, software engineering, Speculative execution, systems language, Technology, Threads

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	2151
Crops Grown:	2229	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9054

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Breakup, breakup aftermath, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, ex, ex’s house, ExsHouseRaid, final argument, getting stuff back, Keys, Minecraft, moving on, Permission, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

CondoCheck4Cash

2 hours round trip, aita, bathroom renovations, bigger projects, Cheap, Company, Condo, CondoCheck4Cash, Favor, free, Friends, full-time, GC, good friends, Handyservice, income, Inspect, inspection report, kitchen renovations, Labor, late twenties, major city, market rate, pay me, refusing, side gig, small jobs, trip fee, weekends, work nights

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server

Adaptability, campaign tactics, campaign trail, Campaigning, communication strategies, current events, Decision making, election, Improvisation, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, political analysis, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, speculation, strategy, Trail, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a pack of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited cake and puppies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs politics when you have llamas and ninja chickens to keep you entertained?