Eftg MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

newfags, Discord, general, Minecraft, escape from tarkov

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

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MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

ammo charts, official SPT, EoD, Spring event, p2w edition

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

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Turnabout SMP

Semi Vanilla, Museum, Griefing Plugins, online play, Thriving Shopping

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Events, Inclusivity, Quality of Life Addons, Shopping and Minigames District, Mayoral Elections, Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins, 24/7 Uptime, and more!
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the Turnabout Minecraft server, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server friendly to new players?

A: Yes, Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a friendly and inclusive environment for all players, including new ones.

Q: What kind of events does the server host?

A: Currently, the server is about to start capture the flag and is working on the museum. Events like these offer fun and entertainment for the players.

Q: Are there any rules against stealing and griefing?

A: Yes, Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to protect players’ items and builds. Any instances of theft or damage can be rolled back.

Q: What is the Mayoral Elections feature?

A: Mayoral Elections allow players to have a say in how the shopping and minigames district is run, giving them a sense of ownership and decision-making in the server.

Magic Melodies 1.21.2

Melodies, bimbo, Magic, charming, Alluring

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a blonde bimbo bombshell of the gaming world. It’s so hot, it’ll make your computer catch on fire!

Join for the ultimate thrill of building and exploring in a world that’s as sexy as it is dangerous. Plus, the players on this server are like a bunch of wild party animals, always ready to have a good time and make you question your own existence.

And let’s not forget about the crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but in a totally legal and safe way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the ultimate mind-blowing experience!

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Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

relationship boundaries, guy with girlfriend, campus gossip, house crashers, Bed..

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us for epic parties where you can invite all your friends, even that guy friend you’ve known since freshman year who may or may not have a crazy girlfriend. We promise no drama, just fun and games!

Build your dream house and invite all your friends to crash after a wild party. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to steal their Minecraft boyfriend – unless you actually do, then all bets are off!

So come join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual birthday party!

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HubsHatesItButHeGottaGo

HubsHatesItButHeGottaGo

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no family dinner drama!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the social calendar woes of your real life. Tired of being responsible for RSVPs and dealing with pushy family members? Join our server and leave all that behind!

Imagine a world where you can accept invites on behalf of your husband without any consequences. No more awkward family dinners or fights over who should cancel plans. On our server, you make the rules and drama is strictly prohibited.

Join us for monthly family dinners with virtual in-laws who will never judge you for accepting invites without permission. Enjoy quality time with virtual siblings and relatives who won’t guilt trip you for missing events. It’s the perfect solution for anyone tired of real-life social obligations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who knew virtual family dinners could be so stress-free and fun?

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Foodie4Life Minecraft SMP

Favorite, DELICIOUS, Food, Hunger, cravings

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes and the most lit parties! Like, one time we had a creeper disco and it was off the chain, yo. And our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less homework. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

And if you could only eat one food for the rest of ur life, I would choose enchanted golden apples because they give you superpowers and make you invincible. So yeah, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #CreeperDiscoForever

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NSFWcraft: Blocky Advice

Boundaries, kink, desire, consent, foreplay

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or competing in a chicken jousting tournament to win rare loot. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon bust a move like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

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MacBeth’s C-Section Adventure

Macbeth, Drama, classic, Adventure, literary

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

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Fairies Winx server Minecraft

Minecraft, Server, Fairies, Winx

The owner of the Winx Fairies server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

winxfairies.minecraftjoin.xyz

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