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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5745	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mines Excavated:	3039	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

ammo charts, arena website, armor penetration, change list, Discord, eftg, EoD, Escape, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, grooming servers., inertia nerfed, limb penetration, meets, Minecraft, MineTarkov, newfags, official SPT, p2w edition, P2W rugpull trailer, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9739
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

SpyCraftNorway

arrested, China, citizen, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage conspiracy, espionage suspect, foreign relations, intelligence, international relations, investigation, national security, norwegian, SECURITY, Spy, SpyCraftNorway, suspicion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story about a norwegian dude who got caught tryna spy for china. like, what even?! if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us on this epic minecraft server. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the norwegian spies come for you too!

NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

Arctic animals, horned whales, majestic beings, marine life, marine unicorns, mystical beings, mythical creatures, narwhal behavior, narwhal conservation, narwhal facts, narwhal sightings, narwhal symbolism, NarwhalCraft, Narwhals, ocean creatures, ocean unicorns, oceans, sea animals, sea unicorns, tusked whales, underwater wonders, unicorns

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Villages Defended:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

CraftyFckr, Fuck you Playing Anger Frustration Insult Game Displeasure Rage Offended Provoked Annoyed Irritated Upset Hostility Outrage Disgust Antagonized Confrontation Conflict Aggression, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING, cute, DATING, DepressedCraft, depression, Eventually, feeling, female version, humor, instagram, Life, Liking, Minecraft, Music, Personality, Resources, same, Server, Silently, Slowly

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Votes:	5160	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5674	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare

acceptance, ARTISTRY, career, Commitment, culture, death metal, Dedication, family, genre, heavy metal, Music, Musicians, Nightmare, parents, Passion, Perception, phase, PhaseCraft, Rebellion, stereotype, Support, Wonder

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7

LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.

but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.

Quarantined SMP: Where hermitcraft meets your mom’s basement – 16+ only!

Active players, apply, Backpacks, basement, Builds, Community, create mod, discord server, Forge server, Google form, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, long-term world, looking for players, meets, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, moms, Quarantined, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust, vanilla tweaks, Waystones

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Magic Items Found:	6777	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.20.1
Type	Close community, long term world
Survival	Proper survival with shopping district and minigame district
Mods	Forge server with light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

Overview:

This server is a Hermitcraft-like server with about 9 consistent players. We are looking for more players to join our close-knit community. We focus on collaboration and trust to create amazing builds together. Our target is to have 12-15 active players on the server.

Join the Server:

To apply to join the server, please join the Discord server or fill out the Google form:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are currently on the server?	There are about 9 consistent players, but we are looking to expand to 12-15 active players.
What type of server is it?	It is a Hermitcraft-like server with a focus on community-building and collaboration.
What mods are used on the server?	The server uses light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	We prefer members to be 16 years or older.

MirrorCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, MirrorCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	989355
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	149
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of looking at your blocky, pixelated self in the mirror and feeling like a total Minecraft noob? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a 10/10 diamond block hottie! Join us and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a pixelated Adonis or Aphrodite, guaranteed to make all the other players swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!