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Volcano Cum Minecraft Server

consequences, Cum, Curiosity, danger, Eruption, explosive reaction, extreme scenario, FANTASY, forbidden act, geological phenomenon, geology, Heat, hypothetical scenario, Magma, Minecraft, natural disaster, PRESSURE, scientific experiment, Server, taboo, volcanic activity, volcano

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the lava flowing from a volcano! Ever wondered what would happen if you decided to take a dip in a volcano and accidentally let loose a little something extra? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us for the ultimate experiment in volcano-based reproduction!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of lava-dwelling llamas who have mastered the art of fire-breathing. Want to learn their ways and become a fire-breathing llama yourself? Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of these mystical creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor? Think you have what it takes to outsmart this feathered fiend and claim the treasures hidden within our world? Join us and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen – just be sure to watch where you aim that volcano-induced bodily fluid!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

aita, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, backbone, CELEBRATIONS, club, compromise, cousin, Cultural, decorations, dj, family, open bar, opinionated, partner, relationship, Reserved, Ruining, standing up, Telling, Traditional

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like my cousin’s partner, we believe in going big or going home. Our virtual baby showers come complete with a DJ, open bar, and even a dance floor for your pixelated party needs.

Don’t worry about traditional venues, we’re all about breaking the mold and throwing the most epic celebrations in the blocky world. And if your partner tries to veto our server, just tell them to grow a backbone and stand up for your right to have a blast in Minecraft!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you crying tears of joy (or maybe just laughing at the absurdity of it all)!

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

beloved memories, cherished flashbacks, cherished recollections, delightful recollections, enduring happiness, everlasting joy, everlasting smiles, fond memories, happy memories, heartening flashbacks, heartwarming moments., joyful reminiscences, joyous memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perpetual smiles, precious moments, Server, smilecraft, treasured reflections, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable laughter, warm memories

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Remember that time when you were peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere, grooving to some sick beats? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to encounter hilarious and unexpected moments like this on the daily. Who needs boring old memories when you can create new ones that will have you laughing for days? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1921	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!

KazakhCraft: Horseplay Returns!

absence.., Biodiversity, Central Asia, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, grazing, habitat restoration, Horseplay, Horses, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan steppes, Nature, reintroduction, RETURN, RETURNS, steppe ecosystem, two centuries, wild horses, wildlife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got WILD HORSES, bro! Like, they just magically appeared after being gone for, like, 200 years or sumthin’. It’s like a freakin’ miracle, man! Ride ’em, tame ’em, race ’em, do whatever u want with ’em! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of this epic horse-tastic adventure!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

1in7Threats, Adults, Blackmail, consent, cybercrime, data breach, digital privacy, digital threats, Harassment, intimate images, online harassment, online safety, PixelPervsMC, prevalence, privacy, research, SECURITY, sexual abuse, sexual extortion, Threats, victimization, widespread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, BUILD, CONSTANTLY, crate keys, Discord, Explore, FRAGMENTS, free, Friends, Items, landscape, Launch, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Other, Players, progress, roam, Server, Structures, SURVIVE, Teaser, TOWN, villagers, YourVillageSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ores Mined:	5056
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	8636	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!