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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8082 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!
Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?