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Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ores Mined:	4864
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8703
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	595660
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

Bother, continue, decision, Effort, Explore, follow, Further, Interest, invest, mediocre, Mineville, next, not into, okay, pass, reason, series, Skip, Super, Time, watch, worth it

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	188	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crops Grown:	9419
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

action, agent, assassins creed, CraftySpyCraft, CREEPERS, deus ex, Espionage, Hitman, Infiltration, intelligence, james bond, metal gear solid, Missions, real, sniper elite, SPIES, Splinter Cell, spy games, stealth, strategy, Surveillance, Thriller, tom clancys, undercover

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchantments Applied:	147
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	577
Votes:	1606	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.