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Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

QuantumCraft: Fiber Optic Fidelity

commercialization, DATA Transmission, entangled photons, experimental physics, fiber, fiber-optic network, fidelity, new york, OpTic, photonics, Physicists, quantum communication, quantum computing, quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum networks, quantum physics, quantum technology, quantum teleportation, QuantumCraft, scientific research, technological advancements

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo yo yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where physicists be sending 20,000 entangled photons per second down a 34-km-long fiber-optic network in New York? Like, what even is that?! It’s like some next level quantum stuff happening up in here!

Join this server and be a part of the quantum revolution, where we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new dimension – literally! Build your own quantum network, teleport to different dimensions, and defy the laws of physics like it’s no big deal.

And get this, the fidelity is like 99% – that’s almost as high as the chances of finding a diamond in Minecraft! So come on, join us and be a part of the future of gaming. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have quantum Minecraft?! Let’s get entangled, baby!

PhotonGaming

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome To PhotonGaming! PhotonGaming Info

PhotonGaming Contact Email – [email protected]

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CelebCraft Minecraft Server

CelebCraft, Celebrities, celebrity communication, celebrity culture, celebrity fanbase, celebrity fans, celebrity followers, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interactions, celebrity messages, celebrity news, celebrity outreach, Communication, Country, entertainment industry, Fame, fan culture, Interaction, message celebrities, Minecraft, public figures, Server, social media

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	4082
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	2668

Are you tired of being ignored by celebrities in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can actually message them directly! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to send messages to your favorite celebs and who knows, they might even reply back! Join our server now and start sliding into those famous DMs like never before!

PollsMC – The Real Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Accuracy, actual status, Citizens, current events, data analysis, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Political, PollsMC, public opinion, real, real polls, research, smp, statistics, survey, transparency, Truth, Voting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	8093
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7487

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always “Build a giant potato wearing a tutu”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics”, where players compete in explosive events such as “Creeper Javelin” and “Enderman High Jump”.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MidSeatArmrests Minecraft Server

airplane armrests, airplane conflict, airplane decorum, airplane etiquette, airplane seating, airplane seating etiquette, armrest controversy, armrest etiquette, armrest rules, armrest sharing, armrest usage, flight discomfort, flight manners, middle seat, middle seat problems, MidSeatArmrests, Minecraft, passenger rights, Server, travel behavior, travel conflict, travel dilemma, travel etiquette

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re flying first class? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the luxurious comfort of a middle seat on an overbooked flight!

Join us for the ultimate armrest battle, where you’ll fight for your right to rest your weary head on those coveted armrests. Will you be the one to claim victory and secure your spot as the armrest champion? Or will you be left neck pain and armrest-less like our friend on the flight?

With crazy conflicts and outrageous rules, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained and on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the armrest wars and come out on top!

BabyCraft: No Shower Drama

Affair, animosity, awkward guests, baby shower, baby sleeping arrangements, BabyCraft, combined shower, Communication Issues, conundrum, Drama, due dates, family dynamics, family tension, happily married, Invitations, judgmental, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, Resentment, separate shower, shower, sibling rivalry, support system

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	4335	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4819
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	196
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters!

So, picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of pregnant villagers having a heated argument over baby showers. One is accusing the other of being judgmental for wanting their baby to sleep in their own room sooner, while the other is planning a combined shower against their wishes. Drama, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic baby shower showdown in Minecraft history! Will they settle their differences and have a joint celebration, or will they each have their own separate shower? The tension is palpable, and the stakes are high!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the villagers have hidden special loot in the form of baby supplies around the server. Will you be able to find them and claim your reward? Only the bravest and most resourceful players will succeed!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest baby shower drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

CraftyRoadRage

aggressive drivers, CraftyRoadRage, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving too fast in bad weather, honking unnecessarily, not checking blind spots, not following speed limits, not merging properly, not respecting right of way, not stopping for pedestrians, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road construction, road rage, slow drivers, tailgating, texting while driving, traffic jams

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4642	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of getting stuck in traffic jams and dealing with annoying drivers on the road? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate driving experience without any pesky traffic lights or road rage.

Picture this: you’re cruising down a pixelated highway in a diamond-encrusted Lamborghini, blasting your favorite tunes on the in-game radio. Suddenly, a herd of zombie pigs crosses your path, but no worries – just hit the turbo boost and watch them fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a custom-built race track where you can challenge other players to epic races. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our “Skydiving with Endermen” event where you plummet from the highest point in the game while dodging teleporting mobs.

So why waste your time dealing with real-life traffic when you can join our server and drive like a boss in a world where anything is possible? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Blinken’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

$20 billion, Adventure, Approves, arms deal, arms trade, blinken, Blinkens, blocky, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, Minecraft, sale, SECURITY, Server, united states, weapons, WORTH..

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	5140	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!

Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!

Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!

HijabHavocCraft

alleged, discrimination, gender equality, Headscarf, hijab law, HijabHavocCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian woman, legal issue, MIDDLE EAST, News, paralysed, physical harm, religious law, Shooting, social justice, tragic incident, VIOLATION, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	134527	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7956	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape all the crazy drama of the real world like this iranian woman who got paralysed over a hijab law violation like wtf 😂😂 on our server u can build ur own world and wear whatever u want without getting shot at 😜😜 plus we have the craziest mini games like chicken jousting and llama racing 🐔🦙 so come join us and leave all the real world craziness behind 😎😎

WhisperWalk Olympics

athletes, Athletics, Competition, determination, Endurance, fast walking, Focus, loudest whispering, Olympic, olympic games, olympics, perseverance, physical activity, racewalking, rules, SPEED, sports, Stamina, strategy, Technique, Training, WhisperWalk

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Farms Harvested:	663	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ores Mined:	2209
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do olympic fast walking but with a twist! instead of walking quietly, we scream at the top of our lungs like a bunch of banshees! it’s like the loudest whispering competition you’ve ever seen!

we have insane challenges like building a roller coaster out of diamonds or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens with nothing but a carrot.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but don’t worry, we provide free diapers for all new players).

so come on down to our server and join the chaos! who knows, you might just become the next minecraft champion of the world (or at least of our server)!