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SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2353
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Star Shards Collected:	197
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	1829	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	8237
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	919742

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.