New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eepy Thread Minecraft Servers

Eepy Thread Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2765
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cristalix – Play from the phone PE Bedrock Minecraft server

    Cristalix – Play from the phone PE Bedrock Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6939
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Animals Bred: 37
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? Welcome to the Cristalix server – your unique path to the world of exciting adventures in Minecraft! ?

    The Cristalix server is not just a game world, it is a whole universe of possibilities! Start our exciting adventure at: start.playmc.su, and plunge into the unique atmosphere of a variety of mini-games, anarchy and more!

    ? **Maximum Mini-Game Variety:**

    You will never be bored on the Cristalix server! We have the most diverse collection of mini-games to suit all your gaming tastes. From exciting PvP battles to mind-blowing adventures, we have it all! And this is just the beginning…

    ? **Anarchy for real Winners:**

    Do you want complete freedom and no rules? Welcome to the world of anarchy on the Cristalix server! Here you decide how to play: build your own unique world, fight for resources, or simply enjoy freedom without restrictions. This is your world, your rules!

    ? **Demaster in Your World:**

    On the Cristalix server you will have a unique opportunity to meet the popular YouTuber – Demaster! Fight alongside him, take part in his epic adventures, and maybe be the star of his next video. Your adventure is just beginning!

    ? **Lots of Interesting Things:**

    There is always something new on the Cristalix server! Follow the updates, take part in events, compete for prizes and make new friends. We have no room for routine – only fun and adventure!

    Don’t miss your chance to plunge into the world of Cristalix! Join us at start.playmc.su and become part of an amazing community where your adventures are just beginning! ??

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vote Trump Minecraft Server

    Vote Trump Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4525
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4145 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

    RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

    But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

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  • Graphically This Is Still The Most Impressive Screenshot From Minecraft SMP

    Graphically This Is Still The Most Impressive Screenshot From Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8118
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6859
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Crops Grown: 9598 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pixels are so sharp, it’ll make your eyes bleed with joy! Our server is so visually stunning, it’s like walking into a painting made by Leonardo da Vinci himself. You’ll be so mesmerized by the graphics that you’ll forget to actually play the game!

    Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Fire Emblem Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fire Emblem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Emeralds Found: 5441
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Crops Grown: 1737
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a Fire Emblem battle? Look no further than our server! We’re like the general dedicated to discussing games from the Fire Emblem franchise, but with creepers and diamond swords!

    Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.

    Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trade Minecraft SMP

    Trade Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1153
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2856 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Truth Teller’s Minecraft Server

    Truth Teller’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1661
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Potions Brewed: 195 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9107
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like nobody gives a flying pig about you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is here to change that! Join us and become the hero of your own virtual world, where YOU are in control. No more waiting for someone else to fix your life – grab the reins and ride off into the pixelated sunset of success!

    On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.

    So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

    /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8907
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

    Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Biggest Cuck In Fiction Minecraft Server

    Biggest Cuck In Fiction Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6907
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

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    Welcome to the most cuck-tastic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But guess what? The dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a mustache! And if you can defeat the chicken, you will be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly around the server like a majestic peacock.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo Clock Tower, where every hour on the hour, a giant cuckoo bird pops out and showers players with rare loot and enchanted items. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the elusive Cuckoo Armor set, you will become invincible and feared by all who dare to challenge you.

    So come join us on the Biggest Cuck in Fiction Minecraft server, where every corner is filled with surprises, challenges, and plenty of cuckoo fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TheGIFExplainerGang

    Minecraft SMP: TheGIFExplainerGang
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6915
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to figure out why that GIF image moves at half speed in some viewers but not others. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server – it’s a total rollercoaster of fun and confusion! So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery behind that weird GIF image while you’re at it!

    New Minecraft Server
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