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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8972 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!