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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8283 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 154121 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
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