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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6802 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6592 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!