Ed O’Neill Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

#gamer, Abilities, Average, Avg, bros, Communication, Confidence, Cooking, Driving, Ego, EgoCraft, fixing things, hobbies, humor, intelligence, leadership, Men, multitasking, overestimation, self-perception, Skills, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Talents

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperConfessions

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperConfessions, EMBARRASSMENT, fetishes, Friends, Honesty, judgment, kinks, Open-mindedness, Personal, privacy, reactions, relationships, Secrets, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	276
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8054
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we embrace all kinks and fetishes! From pixelated BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all! Join us and let your freak flag fly high in the world of blocks and creepers. Your friends won’t know what hit them when they see your wild creations!

CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

Call, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, current events, dictated peace, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, rejects, russia, Scholz, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ores Mined:	5297	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyKyivWarfare

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivWarfare, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, kyiv, military deployment, military intervention, Peace, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, potential escalation, russia, security concerns, Troops, Ukraine, US, Vance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	233
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	7337

so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together!

Pixel Party Palace

APPOINTMENTS, Calendar, Communication, Digital, email, Events, Intended, main function, Meetings, microsoft, name.., organization, original, outlook, Palace, Party, PIXEL, Planning, productivity, Scheduling, software, Tasks, Technology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9658
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! YOU CAN EVEN TAME A CREEPER AND MAKE IT YOUR PET!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL UNICORN SPAWNS IN THE SPAWN POINT AND GRANTS WISHES TO PLAYERS! WANT A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS FIREWORKS? DONE! WANT A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES RAINBOWS? EASY PEASY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS OUTLOOK WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LLAMAS AND UNICORNS, AMIRITE?

SpaceCraft: Liquid Water World

astronomers, astronomers confirm, Confirm, Distance, Earth, Existence, form, Habitable, habitable world, HD 20794 d, liquid, liquid water, Mass, nearby, nearby star, Orbit, spacecraft, star, Sun-like star, surface, Water, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this sick new minecraft server? it’s like outta this world, literally! astronomers just found this planet called HD 20794 d that’s like, perfect for habiting and stuff. and guess what? we’ve got a minecraft server based on that planet!

join us on this intergalactic adventure where you can build your own alien base, mine for space diamonds, and battle against extraterrestrial mobs. we even have a special mod that lets you ride on flying saucers and shoot lasers at your enemies.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on the most out-of-this-world minecraft server ever created! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

GameByte

Active, Adventure, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, epic structures, Events, Experience, Exploring, GameByte, Good Vibes, hanging out, highlights, home, Minecraft, Projects, Pure, Server, smp, Special, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Gamebyte!

Looking for a chill, friendly Minecraft community to call home? Our server is all about pure Vanilla Minecraft—no crazy plugins, just the classic survival experience as it was meant to be!

We’re a small community that values creativity, collaboration, and good vibes. Whether you’re into building epic structures, exploring the vast world, or just hanging out with friends, you’ll find a welcoming place here.

Come join us and be part of something special!

Server Highlights:

100% Vanilla Survival

No Pay-to-Win, No Griefing
Regular Events & Community Projects

Join Today and Start Your Adventure!

Discord: https://discord.gg/W7tTgs5WKd

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, our server is pure Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community experience. Rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and community projects for players to participate in and enjoy.

Vox Akuma: Mega Yab Expo 1.21.1

1.21.1, akuma, Analysis, appendices, citations, COMPREHENSIVE, critical thinking, Detailed, Document, Evidence, expo, expose, google docs, in-depth, informative, investigation, Journalism, long form, Mega, megayab, research, thorough, vox, vox akuma, YAB, yablist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4154

Yo, bro, forget about that boring yablist, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chickens can breakdance.

Don’t waste your time reading long documents, come build a castle with us and ride a llama into battle.

ShoelessCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, disagreement, dress code, Etiquette, friendship, inappropriate, Minecraft, personal space, perspective, Respect, Server, ShoelessCraft, Shoes, social norms, Theatre, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3523	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear your platform boots and take them off whenever you want? Look no further! Join our server where there is no dress code to live up to and you can be as comfortable as you want, even if it means taking off your shoes during gameplay.

We understand the struggle of having to keep your shoes on while playing, so we welcome all players to kick off their shoes and relax while mining and building. No judgment here, just pure fun and comfort.

So if you’re tired of being told to keep your shoes on in real life, come join our server where you can be yourself and play Minecraft in style (or lack thereof). Who needs a dress code when you have a pickaxe and a blocky world to explore? Join now and let your feet be free!

FriendshipFails7yo

best friends, bullying, childhood friendships, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, falling out, friendship, FriendshipFails7yo, involvement, kids’ social lives, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting Style, peer pressure, peer relationships, play dates, Playground, school relationships, social development, Social Skills

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	9220

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t believe in forcing friendships or getting involved in kids’ social lives unless there’s virtual bullying involved! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own friendships without any meddling parents!

Our server is the perfect place for kids to learn social skills, like how to navigate falling outs with their Minecraft besties. Who knows, maybe your son’s virtual BFF will build him a pixelated peace offering castle!

And if any parents try to give you dirty looks or huff and tut at you in the virtual playground, just remember that we’re all here to have fun and build awesome creations together. So come join us and let your kids figure out their friendships in the most epic way possible – through mining, crafting, and building!