Ed Bishop Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkillzCraft: WishfulThinking

Ability, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, Expertise, Goal, longing, personal development, Potential, proficiency, self growth, self improvement, skill, SkillzCraft, talent, talent acquisition, wish, WishfulThinking, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	5747
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Do you ever wish you had the power to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding? Or maybe the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of the mystical arts of Minecraft. Build towering castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Find and tame this majestic beast to unlock untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft wizard! Who needs real-world skills when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

PixelWars: DroneStrike!

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3722
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	276407	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Farms Harvested:	350	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8676
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	2768

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	5363

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.