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Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	5536
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	198	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Potions Brewed:	171	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!