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Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1709
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Farms Harvested:	778
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magic Items Found:	3874
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8967	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
New Chunks Explored:	669614	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Potions Brewed:	37	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!