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Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	115
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	2897
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	8147
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!