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Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, that’s so basic).
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to kneel before your fellow players as a sign of respect! That’s right, we’ve created a whole new social hierarchy based on who can kneel the best. Join now and show off your epic kneeling skills to become the ultimate ruler of the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just find the hidden dance floor in the Nether and show off your best moves to gain access to exclusive rewards and privileges!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge”? Test your skills by jumping from one lava pit to another without burning to a crisp. It’s like the floor is lava, but on steroids! Trust us, it’s a real knee-slapper.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!
Join our server for a wild adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with mystery, danger, and excitement. Set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil monsters, and wake up the world from its slumber in the most epic cinematic way possible.
But wait, there’s more! We have special codes that unlock hidden treasures, emotes that will make your character dance like never before, and a friends list feature that will make you the most popular player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to finish the tutorial first (beat the Crownless) and then go to settings to redeem the codes. See you in the game, adventurer!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens formed a rock band and started performing epic concerts every night in the server. But that’s not all – there’s also a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your way through the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!
The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DISTRIBUTION ADMIN HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us.
Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.
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HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!
Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories.
Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.
