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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4041 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!