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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7888 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 122 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
