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Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	703932
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Crops Grown:	5654
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	36379	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7313	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	1291
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.