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CraftyKillers Minecraft Server

#sociopath, chilling thoughts, CraftyKillers, crime, dangerous minds, dark fantasies, dark thoughts, disturbed individuals, FANTASY, homicidal tendencies, killer instincts, Macabre, Minecraft, morbid curiosity, murder, psychopath, serial killers, Server, sinister intentions, taboo, thrill-seeking, twisted desires, violent tendencies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	2760
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers are the players! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Ever wanted to unleash your inner serial killer in a safe and virtual environment? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out all your dark fantasies without any consequences. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows ready to strike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a special event where players can capture a girl who wants to be killed slowly? It’s like a twisted game of cat and mouse, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. Will you honor her request or will you let her escape? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything goes here, so be prepared for the unexpected. Happy hunting!

CityCraft vs CeltCraft Minecraft Server

CeltCraft, celtic, CelticFC, championsleague, Citycraft, Competition, Defeat, football, Game, Goal, Haaland, Manchester, Manchester City, ManchesterCityFC, match, MATCHTHREAD, Minecraft, player, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, UEFA, Victory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where CelticHaaland himself is playing! Rumor has it that he’s built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and rides around on a pet dragon named Steve. You don’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this legendary player and conquer the virtual world together!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You’ll never see creepers busting a move like this anywhere else!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon guarding it, or you might end up in a battle for your virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

ZeroChance Minecraft Server

academic pressure, ACT scores, admissions process, college applications, Expectations, extracurricular activities, getting into college, GPA, high school, Ivy League schools, Michigan, Minecraft, Ohio State, parental support, parents, prestigious universities, Server, Student Life, top colleges, umich, usc, UT Austin, ZeroChance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	4758
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the pressure to get into a top college like your parents want? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care about your GPA or ACT score, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring.

Join us and leave the stress of college applications behind. Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of trying to impress parents and guidance counselors. We have a community of misfits and rebels who have found solace in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Forget about Ivy League dreams and join us for a virtual escape from the pressures of the real world. Who needs Harvard when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal? Come build your own path to success on our server, where the only admission requirement is a love for blocks and adventure!

DaughterDramaCraft

Assertiveness, communication problems, Cultural differences, DaughterDramaCraft, Disrespect, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, generational conflicts, in-laws, marriage counseling, marriage issues, mental and emotional exhaustion, motherhood struggles, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, personal values, religious beliefs, Self Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life family meetings and create your own virtual family with boundaries!

Join us if you’re tired of being called “crazy” for being upset about your husband’s parents going on vacation while he was in the ICU. On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from judgmental in-laws and create a peaceful oasis away from their criticism.

Venture into our virtual world and leave behind the stress of being told you need to go to church or that you made a mistake by having kids. Here, you can explore endless possibilities and build a community that supports and respects you, no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can finally have the family you’ve always wanted – one that doesn’t involve exhausting family sit-downs or arguments about who’s right or wrong. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without judgment, and where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

CraftyCreeperGang

CraftyCreeperGang, Crime statistics, criminal justice, domestic violence, femicide, feminism, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender violence, gender-based violence, Global Issues, Homicide, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, violence against women, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	3972
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

LOL come join our Minecraft server and escape the femicide rates in Iran, where things are getting crazier than a creeper explosion! We promise no gender-based violence here, just blocky fun and pixelated adventures. Plus, our server has magical powers that can transport you to a land where femicide doesn’t even exist! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away from the madness, one diamond at a time! 🤣🔨💎 #BlockOutFemicide #MinecraftSavesLives

GorillaGainzCraft

Animal Behavior, animal exercise, animal fitness, animal strength, animal training, Exercise, Gorilla, gorilla muscles, gorilla strength, gorilla workout, GorillaGainzCraft, muscle development, muscle power, Physical fitness, primate, primate fitness, strength, strong animals, weight training, weightlifting, wildlife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

NightfallMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to Nightfall MC! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friends.

Features: – Land Claiming – Cross play – Skills – Economy – Teams – A welcoming community

and much more! Our server is designed to provide you with the most rewarding experience possible!

play.nightfallsmp.com

BCU Gaming Society MC Network

3D map, BCU Gaming Society, BCU Minecraft Network, Builder, challenge, Creative, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, daily goodies, Feedback, Griefing, Hardcore, Looting, mega base, Minecraft, ocean base, PvP, Rewards, Seasonal, Survival, survivor, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

BCU Minecraft Network: Second Year

Hi everyone I’m happy to announce the second year of the BCU Minecraft network!

On survival we’ve listened to your feedback, seasons and custom enchantments are gone! This year, the Survival server is all about the vanilla feel. Fresh new map, perfect for building your next mega-base (or ocean base). And to show off those epic creations, we’ve got a fancy new 3D map that lets you zoom and pan in full 360 degrees! View the map here! Don’t forget, you can still snag your daily goodies with /rewards – free stuff just for logging in! Sweet!

This year, we’ve got a brand new Hardcore server for all players who want a tougher challenge! PVP, griefing, looting – it’s all part of the game here. No teleports, no homes, no keeping your inventory after you die! If you do bite the dust – you’ll get a 7-day temporary ban from the game mode (but hey, at least you can still play on survival!).

So whether you’re a seasoned builder or a thrill-seeking survivor, the BCU Minecraft Network has something for you! Hop back on the server and see what’s new!

server.bemz.info

LainCraft Server: Rated High for a Reason!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are so last decade? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future of gaming! Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where Lain is the ultimate ruler and only those who can navigate the digital realm can survive. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world of Lain!

CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	515
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!