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Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

Error404 Minecraft SMP Expert

coding errors, computer errors, computer problems, error fixing, error messages, error resolution, error Troubleshooting, error404, errors, Expert, IT help, Minecraft, online help, online solutions, problem solving, programming issues, smp, software bugs, software errors, software glitches, software support, tech support, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring, error-free Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of troubleshooting and problem-solving just to play a blocky game? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where we guarantee you’ll encounter more errors than a Windows 95 computer trying to run Crysis.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to experience the frustration of constant technical issues, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with fellow players over shared moments of rage and confusion. Who needs smooth gameplay when you can have a community united by their struggles with buggy plugins and server crashes?

So come on down to Minewind, where every error message is a chance for laughter and camaraderie. Join us today and embrace the chaos!

⚡BlockBless⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	234	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, Wereviera, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	605567
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our upcoming events such as the True Detective Episodes 1-3 viewing party on Nov 30th, where you can solve mysteries while building your own epic creations. Or how about the Divegrass Débute Against /nikg/ on Dec 1st, where you can show off your soccer skills in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA on Dec 1st, where you can battle werewolves and vampires in an epic showdown. And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer on Dec 14th, where you can spread holiday cheer while building snowmen and gingerbread houses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Tragic Woman in Minecraft SMP

assault, Battery, deep, desire, Femininity, field, freedom, gender, Intimacy, lives, Men, Minecraft, misconstrued, night, seduce, Sleep, smp, Talk, Tragedy, tragic, travel, walk, WOMAN

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8337	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	162

Are you tired of being confined by your femininity and societal expectations? Do you dream of mingling with road crews, sailors, and soldiers without fear of assault and battery? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and escape the limitations of your gender, as you embark on wild adventures and build friendships with players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a girl yearning to be one of the boys or a guy looking for deep conversations, this server is the place for you.

Sleep in open fields, travel west, and walk freely at night in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t let your gender hold you back from experiencing all that Minecraft has to offer. Join now and let your true self shine in our crazy, gender-bending SMP!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	2054	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	4370
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

Minecraft SMP: Wild Farmyard Animal Gang

animal, Animals, beast edit templates, btih, collection, discussion, draw, Farmyard, Gang, girls being bred by animals, Links, magnet, Mega Links, Minecraft, no males, pic collection, plap edition, pokemon, pokemon breeding, smp, TEMPLATE, torrent, torrent magnet, wfag, Wild, Women Fucking Animals General

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to witness girls being bred by animals or Pokemon – it’s a real hoot! But remember, no males are allowed to get frisky with the animals or Pokemon, that’s just crossing the line.

Forget about real life drama, on our server we only deal with the craziest and most absurd situations. Need some new content for your beast edit templates? We’ve got you covered with our mega links and torrent options.

So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Gantz Was Wild Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a villager who’s been trading with a witch.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get gantz-level wild!

Blocky and New Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Farms Harvested:	291	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest, most unpredictable adventure of your Minecraft life!

Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!