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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5361 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.