On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about fitting into a dress that doesn’t suit your body shape. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid drama – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion!
So ditch the group chat and join our Minecraft server for a wedding-free zone where you can be yourself and have a blast. Who needs bridesmaid dresses when you can have diamond armor instead? Join now and let the crafting begin!
Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.
Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!
So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.
And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.
So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.