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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

Baby Bump Brain Boosters

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ores Mined:	2537
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Potions Brewed:	161
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being pregnant but without da stretch marks! ur brain gonna be like BAM! with all dem changes, makin u a super momma in da game. u gonna be buildin epic structures with dem enhanced maternal instincts and mental health. forget dem default mode and frontoparietal networks, we got blocks to stack and creepers to smack! so come join us and let ur brain go wild in dis wacky world of minecraft madness!

Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	382	Towns Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

Build your own world and create your own story with us!

Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

CaffeineCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	900	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!

Uncomfortable Growth Zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3137
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, imagine this: you join this, like, totally epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re instantly transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like, a total mind trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is, like, the only place where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, you heard me right. Evil. Bunnies.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Steve. He’s got this magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time.

So, like, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and level up your Minecraft game, come join us on the most insane server in the universe. Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable? Nah, here we dive headfirst into the madness and never look back. Let’s do this!

Laser Defense HQ: Optimize & Minimize

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2949
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist but also play minecraft at the same time? well, now u can on this server! we use the cross-entropy method to make ur laser defense systems super optimized, like, next level stuff. we’re talking missile assignments that will blow ur mind and effector placement that will make u go “wow, i never knew i needed this in my life”. and get this, we minimize interception times like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a part of the most epic scientific minecraft adventure ever!

🔸HYPAN vanilla 1.21 season 1 private Minecraft server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

HYPAN 1.21.X | private server

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We are pleased to present you a private Minecraft server running version 1.21.XX.

Our server was created for those who value a friendly atmosphere and comfort. There is no room for negativity here, and we try to create conditions that will allow you to enjoy the game. There are no private servers on our server, and we are not trying to get the fashionable title of “vanilla”. Our main goal is to provide you with the most comfortable gaming experience possible.

The server works without mods and is accessible from any launcher that supports clients version 1.21.X and higher. No license account required. To avoid the appearance of random players, there is a white list on our server. Adding to it is carried out, you can immediately buy a penetration on our website https://hypan.trademc.org/ or ask on Twitch stream from GreyStik

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IP: play.hypan.fun

Website: https://hypan.trademc.org/

News: https://t.me/HypanServer

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Whispering Woods Server 1.21

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5468	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?

The creepers here wear sunglasses and drop diamonds instead of blowing you up, it’s like a party every time they show up.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will trade you emeralds for your most embarrassing secrets.

Plus, the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy who wants belly rubs instead of a fight.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity).

HubsGossExposed

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	8298	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and absurdity!

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the best poop-themed structures, inspired by a husband who pooped on the carpet out of pure defiance! Will you be the one to create the ultimate poop palace?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious pranks and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your house covered in virtual poop, courtesy of the infamous “Poop Patrol” gang!

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have poop wars and outrageous stories to share with your friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Void Gems Collected:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!