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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
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