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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	8047	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Enchantments Applied:	96
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	9878

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	3174	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	163
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8614
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2157
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Void Armor Forged:	28	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

SibSquadWeddingBonanza

choosing family, complicated family history, Controversial Decision, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, guest list, half siblings, multiple siblings, parental neglect, parental relationships, sibling bond, SibSquadWeddingBonanza, social media backlash, step siblings, unconventional upbringing, unique family situation, Wedding, wedding invites, wedding planning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Imagine a world where your dad has multiple baby mamas and a whole bunch of siblings you didn’t even know existed. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand?

We promise you won’t find a more dysfunctional family dynamic anywhere else. From jealous siblings to overbearing second moms, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to escape to a virtual world where the drama is just pixels on a screen.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wedding invitation you’ll never forget. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one filled with twists and turns? Join now and let the madness begin!

FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping, emotional intelligence, exclusion, feeling left out, FOMO, FOMOcraft, Friends, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!