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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9015 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white women decided that only white men were worthy of joining their elite Minecraft server. But fear not, because we are here to break down those ridiculous barriers and invite everyone to join in on the fun!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own floating castle in the sky, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or just makes a really tasty French fry).
So come one, come all, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Because in this Minecraft SMP, the only thing that matters is having a good time and laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow gamers!
