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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

EffortlessCraft SMP

Effort, EffortlessCraft, low return, not valuable, not worth it, not worth the cost, not worth the energy, not worth the frustration, not worth the hassle, not worth the investment, not worth the pain, not worth the sacrifice, not worth the stress, not worth the struggle, not worth the trouble, not worth the wait, Pointless, smp, time consuming, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

PixelPalsCraft

Appearance, attitude, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, communication skills, Confidence, ENERGY, eye contact, first impression, friendliness, intelligence, Kindness, lasting impression, listening skills, Manners, Personality, PixelPalsCraft, sense of humor, Social Skills, VIBE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to meet players who will leave a lasting impression on you, whether it’s because they built a giant statue of a chicken or because they can juggle diamonds while riding a pig. Our community is full of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and learn their secrets!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

UkraineCraft Server: RIP North Korean Soldier

border incident, captured, cross-border conflict, died, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global news, injured, international news, Korean, military alliance, military casualties, military conflict, north, North Korea-Ukraine relations, North Korean soldier, political tensions, RIP, Server, Soldier, soldier’s death, south korea, South Korean statement, tragic event, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”

but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!

CraftyPeace: Syriacord

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, damascus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political stability, regional cooperation, relations, Syria, Syriacord, Syrian government

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, most lit server in town! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! Or how about the time a giant zombie chicken invaded our spawn and challenged players to a dance-off? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that guards a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted loot. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

DemonSMP

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, survival factions skyblock creative minigames economy towny prison roleplay pixelmon hardcore vanilla modded adventure RPG parkour build battle PvP PvE exploration

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

DemonSMP is a Server has 9 pvp mods ! , only you can fight other players or make friendship after joining in discord server !

demon.shockbyte.cc

AliraneMC Minecraft server

Achievements, active community, Adventures, AliraneMC, Anti-Griefing, Builder, Constant development, cooperation, Creative, Events, Explorer, friendly community, Kindness, minecraft server, new friends, protection system, Resources, Safety, Survival, warm community

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to AliraneMC – your world for survival!

Discover a world where every player can create their own story. On our server you can not only survive, but also discover the creative builder and explorer in you!

Anti-griefing: We understand how important the safety of your buildings and resources is. Therefore, AliraneMC has implemented a reliable protection system that ensures that your achievements will be safe from destroyers and malicious players.

Friendly Community: Join our warm and active community where you can make new friends, go on adventures and share experiences together. We value kindness and cooperation, so everyone can feel at home!

Constant development: Updates and interesting events.

Join us: Adventures and new friends await you ahead!

Start your journey on AliraneMC!

Join our community!

play.aliranemc.ru:25423

Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	222	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!

Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1164	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperGurl27, friendship, Honesty, love, Marriage, married woman, Partnership, patience, reddit, relationships, Respect, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmarried girls

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!