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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5474	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	6455	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

CousinCraft: No Babysit Blame

AITAH, babysit, Babysitting, Blame, Brat, cousin, CousinCraft, Disappointment, family, fibroid removal surgery, food service, Grandma, Job, last minute, money tight, moving in together, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, SAVING, School, stress, work, written up

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Animals Bred:	171
Buildings Constructed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous requests and insane expectations from relatives.

Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?

SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7768
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

BlockyJudgements

acceptance, Appearance, Beliefs, BlockyJudgements, character traits, Empathy, gossiping, habits, lifestyle choices, Manners, moral compass, personal opinions, Pet Peeves, prejudices, secretly judging, social behavior, societal norms, stereotyping, tolerance, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate judgment-free zone…unless you secretly judge people for not joining us!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and secret underground llama dance parties. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, if you judge someone for not joining our server, you might just find yourself face-to-face with a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. So come on, leave your judgment at the door and join us for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

MedievalLawyersCraft

Armor-clad lawyers, Battle-ready attorneys, Champions, Code of honor, Courtroom combat, Knights, Lawful fighters, Lawyers, legal battles, Legal champions, Legal defenders, Legal knights, Legal warfare, Legal warriors, Medieval champions, Medieval justice, Medieval legal system, medieval-world, MedievalLawyersCraft, swordsmen, Warriors

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	7487	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

join our epic minecraft server where warriors and champions battle it out in the courtroom! that’s right, forget fighting with swords and bows, here we settle disputes with legal arguments and objections! become the ultimate lawyer of the medieval world and show off your skills in crafting persuasive arguments and outsmarting your opponents. who needs armor when you have a briefcase full of evidence? join now and prove that the pen is mightier than the sword!

BRAFBlockersCraft

BRAF, BRAF inhibitors, BRAFBlockersCraft, Cancer, cancer treatment, clinical trials, drug development, genetic mutations, Molecular Pathways, multifaceted, new directions, oncology, personalized therapy, Precision medicine, precision oncology, Targeted therapy, Targeting, therapeutic strategies, tumor growth, tumor heterogeneity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target the multifaceted BRAF in cancer!! why? because we’re all about that new direction, baby! forget about building houses and farming, we’re out here fighting cancer with our diamond swords and enchanted armor.

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against cancer that minecraft has ever seen. we’ve got crazy boss battles, intense PvP matches, and even a secret underground lab where we’re cooking up potions to cure cancer once and for all.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight against cancer. plus, we’ve got free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that? let’s do this, gamers!

Lunar MC

Brazil, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Datapacks, Immersive, Innovative, Lunar MC, Minecraft, Plugins, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rp, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1342	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Meet Lunar MC, the best Survival/RP server in Brazil. Our server offers a different experience, with innovative plugins and datapacks that you have never seen before on other servers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that combines the challenges of survival with the immersive nature of roleplaying, Lunar Community is the perfect choice. Come play with us!

lunarmc.xyz:25722

PryznCube Server: Where even the chickens are plotting against you!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	8133	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

PryznCube Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address:

PryznCube.com

Welcome to PryznCube – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience!

Embark on an epic adventure in PryznCube, a Minecraft survival server packed with unique features, exciting gameplay, and a friendly community. Here’s what awaits you:

Ranks and Kits:
Coal, Iron, and Gold Ranks:	Progress through our ranks system and unlock exclusive kits, each designed to enhance your survival experience.
Custom Kits:	Each rank comes with its own custom kit, giving you the tools and gear you need to thrive.

Crates and Keys:
Vote Crate, Enchantment Crate, Tinker’s Crate, Slimefun Crate, Exotic Crate, Particle Crate, HB Pets Crate, Ore Crate:	Collect keys and unlock these exciting crates for a chance to win rare and valuable items.

Land Claiming:
Golden Shovel:	Protect your hard-earned creations by claiming land using a golden shovel, ensuring your builds remain safe and secure.

Exciting Minigames and Features:
Mob-Arena:	Test your combat skills against waves of mobs in our thrilling Mob-Arena.
DuelPvP:	Challenge other players to a 1v1 combat on our arena located in spawn!
Parkour:	Challenge yourself with our fun and engaging parkour courses.

Community and Support:
Friendly Community:	Join a vibrant community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to explore, build, and compete.
Dedicated Support:	Have any questions or need assistance? Reach out to us at [email protected], and our dedicated team will be happy to help.

Join PryznCube today and experience Minecraft like never before. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new adventurer, there’s something for everyone in our dynamic and immersive world.

IP Address:

PryznCube.com

FAQ – PryznCube Minecraft Server

1. How do I join the server?

To join PryznCube, simply enter the IP address PryznCube.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own custom kits in the game?

Currently, custom kits are designed for each rank in PryznCube. However, you can suggest ideas for new kits to the server staff and they may consider adding them in future updates.

3. What is the purpose of land claiming with a golden shovel?

Land claiming allows you to protect your builds and prevent other players from modifying or destroying them. Use the golden shovel to claim land and establish your own territory in the game.

4. Are there any rules to follow in PryznCube?

Yes, PryznCube has a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are typically listed on the server website or can be found in the server spawn area. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before playing.

5. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you encounter a player who is breaking the rules or causing disruptions, you can report them to the server staff. Use the in-game reporting system or reach out to the support team via email at [email protected] with evidence of the violation.

Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?

Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TimothyAndChill Minecraft SMP

Brewster’s Millions, classic comedies, comedy films, creative collaboration, film writing, filmmaking, Herschel Weingrod, Hollywood duo, Hollywood legends, Kindergarten Cop, Minecraft, movie industry, screenwriters, screenwriting, smp, tag team writers, Timothy Harris, TimothyAndChill, Trading Places, Twins, writing partnerships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Timothy Harris and Herschel Weingrod film – full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Hollywood blockbusters when you’ve got a server that’s more entertaining than a Harris and Weingrod masterpiece?

Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

burial, Communication, Concert, Conflict, Decisions, emotions, Empathy, family, forgiveness, Funeral, Grief, Minecraft, moms, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, Server, sister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where your siblings ditch you in your time of need, just like that one sister who couldn’t make it to their own mom’s funeral. But don’t worry, we won’t ditch you like she did!

Experience the thrill of setting up funeral arrangements and obituaries, all while dealing with siblings who can’t be bothered to show up. And hey, if you need a break from all the family drama, just hop on over to our server and build some epic structures instead.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because at least here, you won’t have to deal with emo cover bands and concert drama. Plus, we promise not to storm out of any burials or funerals – unless it’s to grab some snacks for our gaming marathon. Join now for a dysfunctional family experience like no other!