earliest bedtime – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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New Server IP
SibSquad Minecraft Server

Commission, compensation, family, family affairs, Financial, Gratitude, house sale, Inheritance, market value., Minecraft, MONEY, Opportunity cost, Property, real estate, realtor, self employed, Server, Siblings, SibSquad, switzerland, unappreciated, work

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: You’re wandering through the pixelated world, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you stumble upon our server. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a player who inherited three small apartments in Switzerland. Instead of selling them through a boring real estate agent, they decided to take matters into their own hands. And guess what? They succeeded! After months of hard work and dealing with bureaucrats, they managed to sell one of the apartments and make a hefty profit.

But here’s where it gets juicy – the player’s family wanted a piece of the pie. They demanded a share of the sale, but when it came down to divvying up the cash, things got messy. The player, who had put in all the effort, was only offered a measly $5K while their siblings wanted to keep the rest for themselves. Can you believe the audacity?

So, if you want to escape the drama of family disputes and embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft world like no other, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding where to build your next epic creation. See you there!

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New Server IP
FrontRowFiasco

accessible section, Accommodation, barricade, Cane, compromise, Concert, disabled, Experience, Fairness, front-row spot, FrontRowFiasco, GA tickets, right side, seating, SECURITY, short person, support aid, Tall, Venue, view

Are you tired of dealing with entitled tall people trying to steal your front-row barricade spot at concerts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience a world where everyone is the same height and no one can block your view of the stage. Say goodbye to tall people trying to guilt-trip you into giving up your spot – here, everyone gets a fair chance to enjoy the show!

Plus, our server is so accommodating that we even have a special section for disabled players, complete with front-row seating and fantastic views. No need to argue with anyone over spots – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the music without any drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only tall thing you’ll have to worry about is the towering structures you can build!

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New Server IP
2024VibesMC SMP

2024.., 2024VibesMC, Achievements, Challenges, goals, Gratitude, lessons learned, looking ahead, Memories, new beginnings, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Reflection, resilience, resolutions, self improvement, setbacks, smp, success, Year In Review

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but in Minecraft form. Like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil llamas. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give us special powers like shooting lasers from our eyes and turning into unicorns. It’s totally lit, bros. So come join us in 2024 and let’s make this the craziest year ever in Minecraft history!

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New Server IP
FlameCraftNYC

assault, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal case, criminal charges, criminal charges filed, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, criminal suspect, criminal trial, FlameCraftNYC, hate crime, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lit woman on fire, new york, serious question, terrorism charges, violent crime

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t be lit on fire by any crazy individuals! Unlike New York, our server is a safe haven for all players looking to escape real-life chaos and just have a good time building and exploring.

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!

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New Server IP
FuelDepotFiasco

aerial attack, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, fuel depot, FuelDepotFiasco, international relations, Military, military strategy, Month, RETALIATION, Russian, second time, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, UKRAINIAN, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones are on a mission to blow up russian fuel depots!! we got explosions galore and chaos everywhere, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive the mayhem and build your own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day long? come join the madness now!

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New Server IP
April Fool’s Apocalypse

Apocalypse, April, april fools, Chaos, disbelief, End of the World, Fools, ironic, skepticism, surreal

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the world is ending on april 1st. but, like, nobody would believe it because it’s april fools day, right? so you gotta join this server to see all the crazy stuff happening before the world goes kablooey.

there’s, like, giant chickens running around laying diamond eggs, and creepers wearing party hats throwing confetti instead of exploding. you can ride on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot laser beams from your eyes. it’s, like, totally bonkers, man.

oh, and did i mention the dancing zombies? yeah, they bust out some sick moves while trying to eat your brains. but don’t worry, they’re just trying to dance with you, not actually hurt you.

so come join this wacky minecraft server before the world ends on april 1st. you won’t believe your eyes, but you’ll have a blast while it lasts!

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New Server IP
What is the IP for gameranx Minecraft Server?

before you buy path of exile 2, gameranx, Gaming, Minecraft, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile 2 before you buy, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, path of exile 2 free, path of exile 2 free to play, Path of Exile 2 gameplay, path of exile 2 pc gameplay, path of exile 2 review, poe2, poe2 review, Server

Gameranx is a popular YouTube channel and website dedicated to gaming news, reviews, and top 10 lists. With millions of subscribers and followers, Gameranx provides in-depth coverage of the latest games, technology, and trends within the gaming industry. Their engaging and informative content has made them a go-to source for gamers looking for expert analysis and entertaining commentary.

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New Server IP
BowenCraft SMP

auction house, commands, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Discord, Earth, Economy, Experience, guides, Hardcore gameplay, inventory, Land Claims, MCMMO, Perks, player experience, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, QoL features, Raiding, Raids, Ranks, RPG skills, Server Shop, Survival

BowenCraft is a SMP server focused on creating an enjoyable experience for two types of players. The server offers the Legacy Realm where players are able to create land claims to protect their builds. The inferno realm is a world designed for raids and PvP for players who enjoy hardcore gameplay

Keep inventory and experience is always enabled on both worlds, with the exception of inventory being lost in PvP battles.

To enhance player experience there is various RPG skills provided by Aura Skills and custom enchantments/QOL features.

Players are able to earn ranks through natural gameplay to unlock perks and commands

The economy is ran by an auction house and a Server shop to buy and sell items

There is much more to offer with many guides in the discord. Hope to see you soon in BowenCraft!

play.bowencraft.org

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New Server IP
ScrewedMC

Adventures, art of survival, building, collaboration, Community, Competition, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Friendly, gameplay, home, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Respect, ScrewedMC, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive

Welcome to ScrewedMC!

ScrewedMC is a dynamic Survival SMP server that caters to every type of Minecraft enthusiast. Whether you enjoy epic PvP battles, mastering survival challenges, or showcasing your building creativity, we’ve got you covered.

Our server offers a balanced gameplay experience where players can explore, build, and compete in a friendly, community-driven environment. With a focus on collaboration and respect, ScrewedMC is the perfect place to meet like-minded players and embark on unforgettable adventures.

Join us today and discover a world of endless possibilities. Whether you’re here to fight, craft, or thrive, the choice is yours. ScrewedMC is more than a server—it’s a home for everyone who loves the art of survival.

Survive. Create. Compete. ScrewedMC is waiting for you!

screwedmc.net

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New Server IP

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER [MODDED]

Architect, building, Community, Curseforge, Difficulty, Discord, End.., Exploration, gameplay, HARD, Modded, multiplayer, Nether, normal, Overworld, pre generated, Project, Server, Server restarts, Survival, US East, Version 4.8

Minecraft Server Information

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server Below
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/wDXxEsRZ
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	1 Week

Additional Information

– Chunks have been pre-generated in the overworld up to 10,000 blocks out from spawn.

– As well as 2500 blocks out from 0,0 in The Nether and The End.

– Game difficulty is currently set to Normal. This will increase to Hard on January 1st.

– Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Mod Pack Name?	Project Architect 2
What is the Pack Version?	4.8
What is the Recommended Launcher?	CurseForge
What is the Game Version?	1.20.1
Where can I find the Server IP?	It can be found in the Discord Server.