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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

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Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

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Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

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Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!