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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	7591	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

RulebreakerCraft

behavior guidelines, common courtesy, common decency, consideration, cultural norms, ethical standards, Etiquette, expected behaviors, good manners, Manners, moral code, politeness, proper conduct, Respect, RuleBreakerCraft, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, unspoken rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	4325
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline (Industry), airline emergency, Aviation, aviation news, aviation regulations, emergency landing, emergency procedures, flight crew, flight disruptions, flight incident, Flight Safety, mid-flight, Minecraft, new york, passenger safety, pilot dies, pilot health, plane diversion, Server, Skycraft, Tragedy, turkish airlines

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Block-Opioid Side Effects

addiction, BlockOpioid, drug abuse, drug development, drug discovery, effects, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecules, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, opioid receptors, opioids, pain management, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, receptor blocking, research, Side, side effects, treatments

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	5801
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, java, Lore, Mayo, music maker mods, Polls, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 000, 000 equipment, 40, 400 hours, Blasts, dumb, Equipment, goober, Goober spent $40, hi-fi, hi-fi audio, Hifi, high school, High school twat, Listening room, Minecraft, Mixes, nobody, Phone speaker, smp, Sounds good, Speaker, staging, Turdmeme

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flattery, Minecraft, odd, off the wall, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, smp, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyComplimented

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Skillz4Blocks

Ability, acquire, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, develop, dream, Enhance, Expertise, Goal, Improvement, learn, long tail, Master, proficiency, skill, Skillz4Blocks, talent, wish

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1549	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!