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Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	380

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	7689
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1720

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!