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SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	102	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9956
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	6721	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchantments Applied:	244	Dragon Eggs Found:	2414
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7509
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.