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Anon’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	169
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8360	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Stratix SMP

active community, Adventure, building, Community Events, competitive, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dynamic Economy System, Economy, economy server, Exploration, multiplayer, open world, Player Economy, player interaction, Player Shops, player-driven economy, player-owned territories, pregenerated world, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mines Excavated:	4912
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to **Stratix SMP** (minecraft 1.21.3)

Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

Key Features:

Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

23.129.100.132

WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

controversy, criticism, divisive opinions, ETERNAL, eternal seethe, fan reactions, Fandom, Gaming Community, gaming culture, heated discussions, internet drama, Minecraft, online forums, Outrage, passionate fans, popular media, seethe, series, smp, social media, toxic behavior, V, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft

active community, Bedrock Support, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, Drop Parties, Economy, engaged players, Events, Gaming, happy players, Infinite Adventures, infinite survival, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, RamenCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival, YouTuber, YouTuber owner

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3415	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

RamenCraft is a community-based infinite survival server with bedrock support, an active community, and a YouTuber owner who regularly plays and records on the server. RamenCraft regularly hosts drop parties and other events to keep players engaged and happy. Infinite Adventures Await!

play.ramencraft.com

CraftyFish Minecraft Server

alpha bone edition, Community, CraftyFish, Cross-thread, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Hooklinesinker, Minecraft, mod manager, Mods, ONLINE, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Support, thunderstore, Tips, Tricks, Updates, Webfishing, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Dimension Hops:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	3278
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the Alpha Bone Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride through our ResourcesWiki, where you can learn all the tips and tricks to dominate the game. Need some extra spice in your gameplay? Check out our mods from the Thunderstore, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience more lit than a Nether portal.

But wait, there’s more! Our Mod Manager is so advanced, it can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber and your armor into a magical unicorn costume. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate block-building, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining legend. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, or you might end up in a battle more epic than the War of the Roses. See you in the pixelated world, fellow gamers!

Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

arrest procedures, arrest warrants, arresting, blocks, Country, criminal charges, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, enforcement, extradition, extradition treaties, foreign relations, government response, international law, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, political implications, smp, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

4chan Server: MP4 & AV1 Minecraft Server

(Audio), 4chan, av1, confusion, debate, Digital Media, discussion, file types, Forums, HEVC, internet, Minecraft, mp4, multimedia, Online Community, Online platforms, Server, Technology, Technology Trends, video formats, video streaming, webm

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest technology like audio, hevc, or av1? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need those things! Why waste your time listening to audio when you can create your own epic sound effects with your mouth? Who needs hevc when you can just squint really hard to see better graphics? And av1? Pshhh, that’s so last year. Join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the lack of audio, hevc, and av1 is actually a selling point! Trust us, it’s totally not because we couldn’t figure out how to add them in. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!