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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1054 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 192 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!