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Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3925	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	687	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2874	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Votes:	3423
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!