EA Canada Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperzPeace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperzPeace, de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

CatCraftMurderPractice

animal play, cat behavior, cat games, cat hunting, cat instincts, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, CatCraftMurderPractice, domestic cats, feline behavior, hunting practice, murder practice, pet behavior, pet instincts, pet play, pet play behavior, pet playtime, playtime activities, predatory instincts, predatory play

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	216

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive

aging, Boomers, cognitive enhancement, cognitive functioning, depression relief, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, mental clarity, mental health, mental health benefits, mental health study, Mental Health Treatment, mood improvement, older individuals, psychedelic effects, psychedelic research, psychedelic substances, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, psychedelics, research, ShroomCraft, Thrive

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8577
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Welcome to Gapple Semi-Limpcore! No vanilla, just prizes and a side of Discord. Patch 1.20.4 included.

1.20.4, apocalypse datapack, BATS, Competition, Discord, Dragon.., Gapple, Hardcore, Herobrine, illusionist, Included, MEDUSA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether, Patch, Prizes, PvE, rules, SemiLimpcore, Server, Side, skeleton, spawn ship, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!
Ultra-Hardcore mining for 254 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 220 weeks now.
Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The Minecraft multi-player server IP is: gapple.mchost.pro
What is the direct IP if I prefer?	You can use the IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
What are the server rules?	– Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages, no hacking or hacked clients.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It includes various enhancements and changes to enemy behavior in the game world.
How do I join the Discord channel?	Use this invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, censorship prevention, content moderation, cuck threads, Digital Ethics, filter, gay porn, innovation, internet, internet regulation, machine learning, Minecraft, online content, online filtering, online safety, PixelPunch, Politics, privacy, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride where AI filters out anything politics-related, cuck threads, and gay porn. Why? Because we believe in keeping things light, fun, and totally random!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door!

FurryCraft Minecraft Server

all day, Furries, furry art, furry characters, furry community, furry fandom, furry lifestyle, Furrycraft, Gay, gay culture, gay identity, gay pride, gay relationships, goon, idk, LGBTQ, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, Lotsa bois, Minecraft, Online Community, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8745
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no one to goon to? Look no further, because our server is filled with lotsa bois ready to goon with you all day long! Whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs, there’s always a squad of bois ready to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!

DiaryRage Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diary, DiaryRage, emotional expression, family, invasion of privacy, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, privacy, relationships, self-care, Server, storming out, Support, Therapy, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2103	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from nosy family members invading your privacy? Join us and build your own secret hideout where no one can read your thoughts and feelings (unless you want them to, of course)!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and let off some steam without worrying about anyone snooping around your personal space. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring our virtual world – maybe you’ll even find a magical diary that reveals all your deepest secrets to the entire server!

So leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that understands the importance of boundaries (both in-game and IRL). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to a drama-free zone together!

GF Needs No Fam Stay!

Accommodation, apartment stay, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional well being, Empathy, fam, family dynamics, family visit, mental health, ptsd, relationships, Respect, self-care, sleep needs, stay, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific needs? Look no further than our server, where we make sure every window is closed and locked, the bedroom door is secure, and the light is on with a fan and heated blanket ready to go. Need sound dampening curtains and a noise-free environment? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the ultimate in relaxation and safety. No loud noises, no unexpected disturbances – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And if you ever have a nightmare, don’t worry – we’ll be there to reassure you that everything is okay.

Don’t risk staying with unreliable family members who can’t meet your needs. Come join us and avoid any sleepless nights or vomit-inducing nightmares. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheerfulTunesMC Server

bittersweet songs, cheerful facade, cheerful songs, CheerfulTunesMC, contradictory songs, dark lyrics, dark themes, deceptive lyrics, deceptive music, deceptive songs, deceptive tunes, Emotional Music, happy sounding songs, hidden darkness, hidden meanings, ironic lyrics, ironic songs, melancholy tunes, misleading melodies, Music, sad lyrics, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Void Gems Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a musical rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and discover which songs sound cheerful but actually have really dark lyrics – just like our hidden dungeons filled with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can belt out their favorite tunes while battling mobs. And rumor has it, if you can sing a dark song with enough emotion, you might just unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare loot.

So come on, join us on this wild musical adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our twisted world of Minecraft madness!

MineLife: Live for Blocks!

aspirations, blocks, career, dreams, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inspiration, Live, love, mental health, Minelife, motivation, Passion, personal growth, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, self improvement

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	893
Star Shards Collected:	95	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4241

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant the eater unlimited powers (and a serious case of indigestion).

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions, where players must ride the feisty creatures through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep, who will regale you with tales of their wild adventures in the Nether and beyond. Just be warned, they have a tendency to ramble on about their favorite type of grass for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reasons to live when you can have reasons to game on our insane server!