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Discord Noob Mine Adventures

#forum posting, Adventures, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking online, digital communication, digital presence, Discord, e-attention, e-pookie, forum participation, internet culture, Mongolian basket weaving, noob, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, social media, virtual community

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	9367
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5645	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	6441	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Dragon Eggs Found:	721
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5600	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!