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Minecraft SMP: /vn/ – The Aokana Killer SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our totally not chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic builds that will make your jaw drop.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner villain? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to prank your friends by filling their house with chickens? Absolutely encouraged.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in Morse code through redstone contraptions. Will you uncover their secrets, or will you become one of them?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Emeralds Found:	3667	Star Shards Collected:	125
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Emeralds Found:	1132	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

PixelQuest WildRealms

Adventure, building, Catching, Collaborative, Community, Environment, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Towny, Trading

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	173	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to PixelQuest WildRealms This is a Minecraft server founded by two friends, Kamryn and Oliver, who share a passion for gaming, community, and fun!

What is this? What started as a simple idea between two friends has grown into a vibrant community where players can connect, explore, and enjoy the magic of Pixelmon together. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or catch them all, there’s something for everyone in this immersive and friendly environment.

Why PixelQuest WildRealms is Special: Community First: It’s not just about gameplay; it’s about contributing to the community, having fun and creating friendships. Inclusive for All: Whether you’re a seasoned/experienced player or just starting out, you’re welcome here! Collaborative Fun: Trade, battle, and explore with players from around the world.

Kamryn and Oliver have worked hard to make this server a unique experience, combining the best mods, features, and custom mechanics to ensure the fun never stops. Profits go directly back into the server, ensuring smooth gameplay and continuous improvements.

So, jump in, make friends, and become part of the PixelQuest WildRealms family! The adventure awaits! Let’s make this journey unforgettable—together.

142.4.206.223:25575

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, overrun by squids, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Staff Overseer edition, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends, Wiki

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	181171

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

90s birthday party antics, 90s fashion, awkward gestures in the background, Birthday Party, Candid, celebration, EMBARRASSING, family memories, funny, Gestures, humor, inappropriate, long tail tags: mom flipping the bird, Minecraft, mom, Nostalgia, old photo, Party, questionable behavior, Retro, smp, Throwback, vintage, vintage family photo

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Who Wins Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Who wins is not just a question, it’s a challenge to survive the absolute madness that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building ridiculous structures, and engaging in epic battles for the title of ultimate champion. One time, someone built a giant chicken statue that laid explosive eggs everywhere, causing chaos and laughter in equal measure.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their prize. Rumor has it that one player found a hidden bunker filled with diamonds, only to accidentally trigger a TNT trap and blow it all up!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the insanity and come out on top, then join us on Who wins! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes.